Sunday, August 22, 2010

Samurai Jack Opening - Aku Monologue

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

17 comments:

  1. I TWOOOOOOOOAH OPEN A PWOATAL IN TIME

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  2. LOL @Anonymous :-D true dat...

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  3. Jack w-Jack, Jack w-Jack, sam-u-rai Jack. W-JAAACK!!

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    1. It's "Gotta get back, back to the past, samurai Jack" xD

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  4. FIRST OF ALL JACK IS FOOL ME AKU GONNA DESTROY HIM

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  5. I am aku and i have to kill you in the future noobs and even samurai jack can't stop me from that because ... i have his sword and i destroy t right now....
    *evil laugh*
    *destroys sword*
    jack: what the fuuuuuck he destroyed my sword the world is now doomed
    aku:thats right...samurai jack....*evil laugh*

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    1. Dddddaa bomb chica chu la bye

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  6. Aku-the dark spirit and this monologue; how I miss watching Samurai Jack.

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  7. I have always loved the Samurai Jack concept. Good to see that it is famous today as well.

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  8. Samurai Jack is one of the coolest characters I have seen. Thanks for sharing this.

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  9. Ah, good times, good times. I wish Cartoon Network was the way it was before. :(

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  10. "Dis foo almos got da jump on me righ? So I sent em to da future all quick-like. SUCKA!" -Aku, shape-shifting Master of Darkness #likeaboss

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  11. Shouldnt it be " where my evil is raw" ? :P juuust guessing here

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    1. That's what I thought at first but "law" makes much more sense. Also, the entire series is on hulu... been binging a few days now

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