Sunday, August 22, 2010

Samurai Jack Opening - Aku Monologue

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

Samurai Jack Theme Song Lyrics

Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
Watch out
Gotta get back
Back to the past
Samurai Jack
Jack Jack Jack Jack Jack

Friday, August 6, 2010

Accidents Happen (2009) Final Monologue

You never know what's waiting around the corner.
It could be an accident,
or it might be a wonderful surprise.
Larry, for Instance, announced that he and Katrina were golng steady.
You could have knocked Billy over with a dessert spoon.
Gloria hugged Douglas Post at the funeral.
That was a big dessert spoon moment.
Connie had a ten-pound baby girl named Cassandra Constance Conway-Kelly-wood.
Ray was overjoyed.
And Billy's surprise is yet to come.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Planet 51

Planet 51

Planet 51 Quote:

Your 50's are fine but give me a call when you get to 60's 'cause thats gonna be fun :D

My Rating: 7/10

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail

Before seen the movie I had this movie pictured as a non stop comedy. After seen the movie I was truly shocked. Yes it had some damn good humor but I have never seen a comedy go alongside with serious and realistic social problems. Really good presentation by Tyler Perry.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Outsourced (Movie)

Outsourced movie

If you still haven't watch the movie Outsourced, you are missing out a great comedy.
Full of humor and silently touches some key issues in Indian society.

"Asha could do anything...." :D

Plot: After his entire department is outsourced, an American novelty products salesman (Hamilton) heads to India to train his replacement.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Review: Push (2009)

Push movie poster
I found this movie to be pretty interesting. Could have been better with the good cast and the storyline. It was sometimes bit slow and confusing.
This movie reminds me of the TV series Heroes, Some parts are very similar.
This movie keeps you guessing to the end with unexpected twists and turns.
I was disappointed to see Djimon Hounsou in the bad side.
You can see a much mature performance by Dakota Fanning, yes she is grown up.

Two strangers with special abilities must find a special girl in Hong Kong before the secret american government organization (aka Division) finds her.

Special abilities you'll find in the movie,
Watchers - Can see the future
Movers - telekinetic
Pushers - Can put any thought in your mind
Sniffs - Can detect any place
Shifters - Can shape objects
Shadows - Can hide from Sniffs
Bleeders - Scream the hell out

Starring Chris Evans, Dakota Fanning, Camilla Belle, Djimon Hounsou

Directed by Paul McGuigan

Distributed by Summit Entertainment

Running time: 111 minutes

Rating: 7/10 (Push)