Friday, August 6, 2010

Accidents Happen (2009) Final Monologue

You never know what's waiting around the corner.
It could be an accident,
or it might be a wonderful surprise.
Larry, for Instance, announced that he and Katrina were golng steady.
You could have knocked Billy over with a dessert spoon.
Gloria hugged Douglas Post at the funeral.
That was a big dessert spoon moment.
Connie had a ten-pound baby girl named Cassandra Constance Conway-Kelly-wood.
Ray was overjoyed.
And Billy's surprise is yet to come.

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